One-eyed Trouser Snakes

Get ready to unzip your trousers and work your half-hard cock out for your Jacks buddies to stroke, 'cause we're headed toward one of our popular Keep Your Pants ON!! theme parties in September. Here's a few things to get you in the mood:








I like to imagine this guy getting ready for his wedding and just needing to blow a load to relieve the tensiom:


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Blunt Object Trauma

But sometimes trauma leads to personal growth, right? I definitely experience significant personal growth in my pants with these - holy shit some guys have ridiculously large penises!



This one is a winner based on the title alone: Cousin de l'Elephant :)


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You'd be smiling, too:



If this guy bends over to tie his shoe he's going to put an eye out:


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Do you think this was drawn from life?

A Wave of CarJackings

Keep your eyes open if you're out on the street, men - there are car-jackers everywhere these days!

The historical roots of the carjacking phenomenon:



I hope they paid extra for the easy-wash upholstery:


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I've always wanted to work with heavy equipment:



Hot AND funny - gotta love it:


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Good things come...

from smaller packages:




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Such a sexy smile and laugh at the end of this one:


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And last but not least ;)
I love the inversion of the standard "look how big my dick looks next to this can/phone/telephone-pole/whatever!" in this photo:

Everything's better...

... with frosting.

Drowning hazard with this one:


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So sweet:


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Velocity!


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Fur - rocious

Furry mammals, doin' what comes natural:

Growin' in that extra-heavy winter coat:


Serious beardage:


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Adorable:


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And this man has some very. very lucky neighbors:

OK, men - I want you to pair up...

... and get off.

Hot Shots

Easing it's way out of a man's swollen cock-head and pouring down the shaft like hot lava, or squirting like a firehose - it's all cum and it's all better than good.


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I don't think this qualifies as multiple orgasms, but it certainly qualifies as hot:


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The same guy?

Two hot, creative JO clips - is this the same guy twice? Looks like it to me, though I found them in two different places.


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In all the right places

Like all things human, the muscle thing is kind of ridiculous if viewed dispassionately. Sometimes I look at a really muscular man and I think "Damn - that guy is lumpy in all the right places" and I laugh. And yet... "dispassionately" is not where we go - or where we want to be - when we have a hardon, so just relax and enjoy those perfect lumps:



You know bodybuilders need extra protein:


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Whoa:


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And last but not least - does anybody have the phone number for this roofing company? I've have a soft spot in my heart - and a hard spot in my pants - for roofers since I was seduced by a furry, muscular man who came to fix my roof many years ago...

More Just Good, Hot Stuff

Givin' me a boner, man:



Anybody else with sensitive nips love to do this? It's like big cock meets little cock:





I know I included this in a recent post, but I don't think anyone will complain about seeing it again:



LOVE this one:



You need some help with that, man? A super-hot guy:

Pressure Drops

The tension builds and builds and something's gotta blow...






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No face, but... whoa!


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And if you've got a fire that needs putting out: