Free Fred Willard!

Today's installment of "Stupid Fuckin' Bullshit in the News" is about another well-known man joining Pee Wee Herman on the list of Masturbation Martyrs.

Fred Willard - a man who, quite scandalously, ENJOYS PLAYING WITH HIS PENIS, was arrested in an adult movie theater for public lewdness.

OMG - Won't somebody think of the children?!

Oh - wait a minute - it was an adult movie theater so there were, by definition, NO CHILDREN involved. Unlike some priests and sports coaches, Fred was in the company of a few other adults doing exactly what you're supposed to do in an adult theater - watching some porn and jerking off.

Don't the LA police have some actual CRIME they could be fighting?

The really sad thing is that PBS affiliate station WGBH in Boston has announced that Fred is to be erased from their 'Market Warriors' series. I'm going to call them to tell them that I'm disappointed and hope they'll change their position - especially since Fred hasn't been tried or convicted of anything and was, from my reading, not even breaking the law.

If you want to give WGBH a call to tell them something similar their number is 617-300-5400 - Monday through Friday, 9am to 5pm EST - let'em know that we love Fred even more now that we know that he likes to jerk off with a group of men ;)

Helping Hands

These guys must have some really interesting family dinners:

"me and my brother in law stroking"



Some nice cock-to-cock technique in this one:



This guy must be REALLY tired - he doesn't even wake up when the other guy makes him cum ;)
I'm discovering that this is whole sub-genre - off-camera man jerks off "sleeping" man.

Longer clips

I've mostly been posting shorter clips, but sometimes a man just can't show you what he needs to show you in 2 or 3 minutes. These aren't super-long - 7 or 8 minutes.

This guy is really serious and really seriously hot - he knows how to ride the edge:




And here's a really sweet one: how often do you hear heartfelt "I love you"s in a sex clip?

Is That a Fire Hydrant in Your Pocket,

.. or are you just glad to be at the Jacks' "Keep Your Pants ON" party?

We're talkin' serious fire-hose ejaculation action with this guy - and there's something so hot about a man in a suit with his cock out:



and this guy is a major tease - he does pull it out for a few seconds in the middle. Where do you get squirt-through underpants?



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Thinking about this post I was reminded of Eldridge Cleaver's penis pants from the '70s:

and while searching for those I found "Designer Isabel Mastache kicked off Madrid Fashion Week 2010 with her avant-garde, penis trousers for men."


Trousers by Guanabeetv

WHY AM I NOT SEEING BUSINESSMEN WEARING THESE ON THE STREETS OF PHILADELPHIA? C'mon guys; get with the program.

Adorable

and ridiculous - how to make a fuck-toy with 3 rubber gloves and a couple of rubber bands.
The caption on Youtube says "this is what Widener Engineers do in their spare time, invent ways to better man kind!!! enjoy"
Seriously - don't try this at home ;)

TGIFF!

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Muscle

I've been eating lots of spinach but I still don't look like these guys - what am I doing wrong?

Creative

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