NUTS!

I'm STILL all bollixed up with computer woes, so things are slow here in Jack-smut-land - sorry!
Maybe buying a used computer from a guy in a run-down trailer park wasn't the way to go ;)

To tide you over - a brief celebration of the backup musicians in the Trouser Set - the testes.

These hard-working guys often get overshadowed by the front-man, but they sure know how to swing!

So - until I'm computer-happy again - just to tide you over - have a ball!

There's something hypnotic about this video - just watch the swinging balls and feel your eyelids (or something) getting very heavy...

Epic Blog Fail!

Damn - I know you guys are all sitting out there with your cocks in your hands waiting for me to post some new smut ;)

My computer agony continues - the new old computer I bought works no better than the my old old computer and I've just wasted a couple more days dealing with that, so...

I hope to have a newer old computer by the end of the week so we can get back to the business at hand, and here's one to tide you over. A hot man, a great cumshot, and it makes you laugh at the end? That's my idea of a good time:

Weeeeeeeee're BACK!

Hey Guys,

Sorry for the absence!

My main computer died and I spent a few days trying to resurrect it, a day of mourning, a few days out of town (running around naked in the woods!), a couple of days of trying to figure out how I was going to afford a new computer, an eventual acknowledgment that I was only going to be able to afford an OLD computer, the search, the purchase, and today spent getting it all working.

Of course I had to take frequent breaks to masturbate, too.

So without further delays - lets got some hot smut cookin' here so we can all get some relief.

Here's a picture I remember jerking off to as a teenager - I think it was in a Playgirl that I used to sneak out of my sister's room ;)

An inspiring image for the Olympic season:

If you haven't seen it already - here's one of images from the hilarious Olympics Or Gay Porn? feature on buzzfeed:

And a couple of hot JO pics just because they're hot:

I'll be back with some videos tomorrow!

Free Fred Willard!

Today's installment of "Stupid Fuckin' Bullshit in the News" is about another well-known man joining Pee Wee Herman on the list of Masturbation Martyrs.

Fred Willard - a man who, quite scandalously, ENJOYS PLAYING WITH HIS PENIS, was arrested in an adult movie theater for public lewdness.

OMG - Won't somebody think of the children?!

Oh - wait a minute - it was an adult movie theater so there were, by definition, NO CHILDREN involved. Unlike some priests and sports coaches, Fred was in the company of a few other adults doing exactly what you're supposed to do in an adult theater - watching some porn and jerking off.

Don't the LA police have some actual CRIME they could be fighting?

The really sad thing is that PBS affiliate station WGBH in Boston has announced that Fred is to be erased from their 'Market Warriors' series. I'm going to call them to tell them that I'm disappointed and hope they'll change their position - especially since Fred hasn't been tried or convicted of anything and was, from my reading, not even breaking the law.

If you want to give WGBH a call to tell them something similar their number is 617-300-5400 - Monday through Friday, 9am to 5pm EST - let'em know that we love Fred even more now that we know that he likes to jerk off with a group of men ;)

Helping Hands

These guys must have some really interesting family dinners:

"me and my brother in law stroking"



Some nice cock-to-cock technique in this one:



This guy must be REALLY tired - he doesn't even wake up when the other guy makes him cum ;)
I'm discovering that this is whole sub-genre - off-camera man jerks off "sleeping" man.

Longer clips

I've mostly been posting shorter clips, but sometimes a man just can't show you what he needs to show you in 2 or 3 minutes. These aren't super-long - 7 or 8 minutes.

This guy is really serious and really seriously hot - he knows how to ride the edge:




And here's a really sweet one: how often do you hear heartfelt "I love you"s in a sex clip?