Look, Pa - no hands!

I'm totally fascinated by and envious of men who can do a real no-hands ejaculation.

There seem to be a number of different paths to the hands-free squirt; today's focus is on the nips.

This first guy cheats a little bit with a few quick strokes before the finale:



Whatever he may have been doing before he turned the camera on, here's a man who gets there purely no-hands:



And these guys are total cheaters, but, what the hell, it's really hot:



Next time I do a post about this I'll include some truly amazing videos of men who use nothing but muscle and mind control...

Is That a Salami in Your Pocket...

...or are you just glad to hear that there's going to be a Keep Your Pants ON (optional) Theme Holiday Party on December 23rd?

I don't know if I've mentioned on here that my first sexual experiences with men were as a 16 year old discovering that the urinals at Suburban Station were a hidden bacchanal of cock. Those early sexual experiences are formative, so I still get an extra thrill from the sight of a businessman or construction worker with his hardon sticking out of his pants.

This being a port town there was also the occasional sailor:

And sometimes buddies need to lend each other a hand, right?

And here's a kind-of-crazy, public pants-on video for you. I am amazed by and envious of men who have this kind of hand-free ejaculation control.




I'll post more as the party approaches.

Ben Franklin

Hah! I got you there - I bet you never thought you'd see a post about Ben Franklin here in the Jacks Smut Blog, did you?

I haven't found any video of our Philly homeboy Ben crankin' out a load; I just thought this quote from him was apropos:

'To cease to think creatively is but little different from ceasing to live.' — Benjamin Franklin

Because we're once again celebrating, with a few out-of-the-ordinary videos, the phenomenal creativity that cock-lust brings out in some men.

Ben was probably a big old perv who would have appreciated these, if only for their ingenuity and "can do" spirit.

I love meringues and omelets, but this man has found the most mouth-wateringly delicious looking use for egg-whites yet:



I'm ramping it up slowly here - this one is to prepare you for the next one. Looks like this guy has some kind of vibrator on his cock:



OK - this is dedication to a craft. Some people make model airplanes, and others...



and we'll finish up with a traditional holiday treat - pumpcum pie

Giving. Thanks!

If anything embodies the spirit of giving it's a JO party, right?

I'm a vegetarian so I'm not going to be basting any turkeys this week, but I'll definitely be basting some cocks and I hope you will be too.

Enthusiasm

Shameless. Show me your face while you stroke your hard cock.

Show me how good it feels. Don't hold back, man - let me read your passion in your face and in your voice.

Shameless horny men who know what they want, and who want you to see the naked, animal lust and the sublime pleasures that they feel.

Talk to me, man:



I know that "Fuck yeah, man" and "Awww, that's adorable" are mutually exclusive reactions for a lot of people, but they are very closely tied together for me and - here you go:





I think I've posted some video of this guy before - he's amazing:

From Lilliput to Brobdingnag

The human penis, in all it's delicious variety - winsome, imposing, coy, awe-inspiring, comic. It is, frankly, ridiculous how much I love dick.

Weird things that they are, they still inspire and excite. I've been learning more about the insanely complicated anatomy and physiology of erection and orgasm and it's a delightful miracle that our cocks do what they do. I don't have a copy yet, but I'm looking forward to reading this book "Why Is the Penis Shaped Like That?: And Other Reflections on Being Human"



Fascinating, but - back to the subject at hand!

It's a rare man who hasn't worried at least wondered about the size of his cock. However much this tendency may be part of our biological inheritance from our pre-human ancestors, it is all infinitely malleable and the forms it takes are many.

In short: while many of us are size-queens, the size we prefer may not be extra-large. It's easy to find big, beautiful cocks online:

Watch the face as he gets closer to cumming


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And then there are the absurdly huge (not that I'm complaining):


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It's easy to be blinded by huge penises (safety glasses can help there), but we mustn't allow ourselves to miss the beauty and charm of the, as one witty blogger has it, "Unhung Heroes" among us.

It's hard to find good videos, but there are a few blogs with lots of hot pictures of smaller-cocked men:

http://smallcockrocks.tumblr.com

http://bearsandsmalldick.tumblr.com/

And a man who has mastered the art of the edge:


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Just Say NO...

to razors! Let that sexy, manly fur grow, my friend.

Here's a man who knows how to edge - and watch those facial expressions after he comes:


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I don't usually wish I was a bathroom countertop, but...


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And this guy is just adorable:


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If this is Friday it must be Foreskin

May the prepuce be with you:





And this one - a little young for my taste, but you gotta love the fur:

Erection Party Tongiht!

OK - it isn't exactly Sunny-Town here in Philly today, but we definitely have plenty of post-election erections - come and enjoy!

And if you want to manscape for the party (apparently it's a lint remover):

The Power of Two... Erections

Tomorrow is Election Day, but every day is Erection Day, especially if you have a dick-buddy to get off with. A few duos for you:



Enthusiasm!

So - where is this park, exactly? Lets go!