I'm gonna squirt!

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Face it

If you're a frequent reader here you'll know that I love a man who gives good face. The fleeting expressions, the - literally - naked emotions, the adorable deep seriousness that some men bring to the project of getting off...

So here's a few for you:

O transports of delight!

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Some guys just love the camera and the camera loves them right back - this man is outrageous:


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A handsome fellow, a nice beard; very serious about what he's working on, and he looks a little worried. I'm not sure why I love the "a little worried" thing, but I do:


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Trouser Snakes

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GIF Giving Season

A few animations from a guy who has a Tumblr blog with an excellent name: "Here's My Penis"

BeardLust

I'm a beard-hound. My love for male facial hair is deep and wide and swift and strong, like a mighty river.

A man doesn't have to have a beard to be attractive to me, but 99.9% of the time - you put a beard on a guy who I'm hot for and my dick gets harder and my lust grows stronger.

Those of us who love the facial fur are lucky fellows to be living when we do, since the beard is back with a vengeance. Regular readers here will know that my tastes tend to run toward the mature gentlemen: if you're under 35 you're going to have to work extra-hard to get my attention. I've often said that I can go for a man in his 20s if he looks older, and there is nothing like a nice, full beard to age a fellow up into my Hot Zone.

So here you go; a few recent finds and a long-time favorite of mine:

Quick but delicious:

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So serious, this man:


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And here's an old buddy of mine - one of my favorites:


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Look, Pa - no hands!

I'm totally fascinated by and envious of men who can do a real no-hands ejaculation.

There seem to be a number of different paths to the hands-free squirt; today's focus is on the nips.

This first guy cheats a little bit with a few quick strokes before the finale:



Whatever he may have been doing before he turned the camera on, here's a man who gets there purely no-hands:



And these guys are total cheaters, but, what the hell, it's really hot:



Next time I do a post about this I'll include some truly amazing videos of men who use nothing but muscle and mind control...

Is That a Salami in Your Pocket...

...or are you just glad to hear that there's going to be a Keep Your Pants ON (optional) Theme Holiday Party on December 23rd?

I don't know if I've mentioned on here that my first sexual experiences with men were as a 16 year old discovering that the urinals at Suburban Station were a hidden bacchanal of cock. Those early sexual experiences are formative, so I still get an extra thrill from the sight of a businessman or construction worker with his hardon sticking out of his pants.

This being a port town there was also the occasional sailor:

And sometimes buddies need to lend each other a hand, right?

And here's a kind-of-crazy, public pants-on video for you. I am amazed by and envious of men who have this kind of hand-free ejaculation control.




I'll post more as the party approaches.

Ben Franklin

Hah! I got you there - I bet you never thought you'd see a post about Ben Franklin here in the Jacks Smut Blog, did you?

I haven't found any video of our Philly homeboy Ben crankin' out a load; I just thought this quote from him was apropos:

'To cease to think creatively is but little different from ceasing to live.' — Benjamin Franklin

Because we're once again celebrating, with a few out-of-the-ordinary videos, the phenomenal creativity that cock-lust brings out in some men.

Ben was probably a big old perv who would have appreciated these, if only for their ingenuity and "can do" spirit.

I love meringues and omelets, but this man has found the most mouth-wateringly delicious looking use for egg-whites yet:



I'm ramping it up slowly here - this one is to prepare you for the next one. Looks like this guy has some kind of vibrator on his cock:



OK - this is dedication to a craft. Some people make model airplanes, and others...



and we'll finish up with a traditional holiday treat - pumpcum pie

Giving. Thanks!

If anything embodies the spirit of giving it's a JO party, right?

I'm a vegetarian so I'm not going to be basting any turkeys this week, but I'll definitely be basting some cocks and I hope you will be too.

Enthusiasm

Shameless. Show me your face while you stroke your hard cock.

Show me how good it feels. Don't hold back, man - let me read your passion in your face and in your voice.

Shameless horny men who know what they want, and who want you to see the naked, animal lust and the sublime pleasures that they feel.

Talk to me, man:



I know that "Fuck yeah, man" and "Awww, that's adorable" are mutually exclusive reactions for a lot of people, but they are very closely tied together for me and - here you go:





I think I've posted some video of this guy before - he's amazing:

From Lilliput to Brobdingnag

The human penis, in all it's delicious variety - winsome, imposing, coy, awe-inspiring, comic. It is, frankly, ridiculous how much I love dick.

Weird things that they are, they still inspire and excite. I've been learning more about the insanely complicated anatomy and physiology of erection and orgasm and it's a delightful miracle that our cocks do what they do. I don't have a copy yet, but I'm looking forward to reading this book "Why Is the Penis Shaped Like That?: And Other Reflections on Being Human"



Fascinating, but - back to the subject at hand!

It's a rare man who hasn't worried at least wondered about the size of his cock. However much this tendency may be part of our biological inheritance from our pre-human ancestors, it is all infinitely malleable and the forms it takes are many.

In short: while many of us are size-queens, the size we prefer may not be extra-large. It's easy to find big, beautiful cocks online:

Watch the face as he gets closer to cumming


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And then there are the absurdly huge (not that I'm complaining):


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It's easy to be blinded by huge penises (safety glasses can help there), but we mustn't allow ourselves to miss the beauty and charm of the, as one witty blogger has it, "Unhung Heroes" among us.

It's hard to find good videos, but there are a few blogs with lots of hot pictures of smaller-cocked men:

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And a man who has mastered the art of the edge:


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Just Say NO...

to razors! Let that sexy, manly fur grow, my friend.

Here's a man who knows how to edge - and watch those facial expressions after he comes:


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I don't usually wish I was a bathroom countertop, but...


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And this guy is just adorable:


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If this is Friday it must be Foreskin

May the prepuce be with you:





And this one - a little young for my taste, but you gotta love the fur:

Erection Party Tongiht!

OK - it isn't exactly Sunny-Town here in Philly today, but we definitely have plenty of post-election erections - come and enjoy!

And if you want to manscape for the party (apparently it's a lint remover):

The Power of Two... Erections

Tomorrow is Election Day, but every day is Erection Day, especially if you have a dick-buddy to get off with. A few duos for you:



Enthusiasm!

So - where is this park, exactly? Lets go!

Mischief Night

It didn't work with our schedule to have a Hidden Identity Theme Party around Halloween this year, so we're celebrating here in the blog.

Ah, Mischief Night...
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Men are such animals:

I've posted a couple of other videos of this guy - great to find a new one!


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and - when you have a cock like this you really don't need a face ;)


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Adjective:

Remarkably or impressively great in extent, size, or degree.
Unnatural or abnormal.

Synonyms:
wonderful - stupendous - marvellous - enormous

Not wearing his safety glasses:



Show Off! :


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Another eye-protection issue with this one. I love earnest-looking men - he is very serious about this project! A shame we don't get to see what the video from the cam he's using at the end of the video...


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You're going to need to get your hip-waders out for this one:


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Study: Human Imagination Capable Of Magnificent Things During Masturbation

It's raining, men

It's pouring outside as I put this post together, so I thought I'd feature some men who could definitely create some hazardous road conditions. Get out your umbrella or your rain-slicker 'cause these guys are serious rainmakers.

A solo cumpilation:


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A single load, but it's a hot one:


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And, making up for a severe lack of crotch hair in the first 2 - a symphony of squirts:


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and last but definitely not least - one of my favorite recent stills:

Classics

Some video clips that you download are disposable and others never lose their incredible boner-inducing powers. Here are a few of my "I'm keeping these forever" clips. They're older so the video quality may not be great, but the passion that these men bring to their craft is immortal, at least as far as my dick is concerned ;)

2 clips by a hot horndog who I used to be in touch with but lost track of:


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And the same story with this guy - so fuckin' hot:


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and a couple of stills to finish you off, man:

Off the Beaten Path

Sometimes you want to watch a simple video of a hot guy getting off, and other times you want something a little more exotic.

Here are a few unconventional things that I've saved up:

A math lesson as it should be taught in all of our schools - it certainly held my interest. You get a creamy reward at the end:



Speaking of creamy rewards, this man is a real gourmet - he puts a delicious semen topping right on top of his whipped cream:



Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hang out inside a building-sized Fleshlight while a giant was fucking it? Me neither, but here you go. Watch out for the drowning hazard at the end!



And lastly; even I think this is strange and I'm a very strange man ;)

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No special theme this time - just an important reminder:

A great place to do it:

and a few videos that got me hard and squirtin'

Cuir

Get your chaps out for our Leather/Rubber (optional) Theme Party tomorrow night!

Here's a few guys to get you in the mood:

The Slow Mo

In this crazy, frenetic age when we all seem to be running extra-hard to keep up with the pace of modern life it's great to see some men GETTING extra-hard and then squirting in slow motion ;)

Some creative work with a either special vibrator or an electro-stim unit - I'm not sure which:



A nice foreskin stroker:



And the blooper reel:

The Return of Foreskin Friday!

Long time no prepuce! A few lucky gents showing off what nature gave'em. I usually try to include some videos where the men show their faces, but this is a special Faceless Foreskin Friday - Enjoy!

Yow - that's a couple of handfuls:





Man the pumps or we'll all drown:

Zippers

In honor of our Keep Your Pants On theme this Wednesday we present some gents who risk those biting zipper teeth on their delicate scrotal skin to show you how it's done.

I hope to have a new computer tomorrow and to get back on a more regular posting schedule, so stay tuned!



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A hot blast from the past:

A quick one:



and a creamy frosting:

Animation

Somehow it ended up that August was the winter of my discontent this year. Looking at the bright side I guess I won't have to stand in any long lines for discontent when winter actually rolls around.

If you came to any of our August parties you may have seen me clutching my jaw or looking wrung-out. I had a painful dental infection, had to take heavy-duty antibiotics, AND, as mentioned below, my computer died.

So - sorry the harvest of smut has been so thin - I'm working on resolving all of the above and hope to get back to regular posting soon.

I have definitely been lacking in animation during the healing process so here are a few animated GIFs to make up for it. Strange things, animated GIFs - kind of hot, kind of hilarious, sometimes kind of creepy...

NUTS!

I'm STILL all bollixed up with computer woes, so things are slow here in Jack-smut-land - sorry!
Maybe buying a used computer from a guy in a run-down trailer park wasn't the way to go ;)

To tide you over - a brief celebration of the backup musicians in the Trouser Set - the testes.

These hard-working guys often get overshadowed by the front-man, but they sure know how to swing!

So - until I'm computer-happy again - just to tide you over - have a ball!

There's something hypnotic about this video - just watch the swinging balls and feel your eyelids (or something) getting very heavy...

Epic Blog Fail!

Damn - I know you guys are all sitting out there with your cocks in your hands waiting for me to post some new smut ;)

My computer agony continues - the new old computer I bought works no better than the my old old computer and I've just wasted a couple more days dealing with that, so...

I hope to have a newer old computer by the end of the week so we can get back to the business at hand, and here's one to tide you over. A hot man, a great cumshot, and it makes you laugh at the end? That's my idea of a good time:

Weeeeeeeee're BACK!

Hey Guys,

Sorry for the absence!

My main computer died and I spent a few days trying to resurrect it, a day of mourning, a few days out of town (running around naked in the woods!), a couple of days of trying to figure out how I was going to afford a new computer, an eventual acknowledgment that I was only going to be able to afford an OLD computer, the search, the purchase, and today spent getting it all working.

Of course I had to take frequent breaks to masturbate, too.

So without further delays - lets got some hot smut cookin' here so we can all get some relief.

Here's a picture I remember jerking off to as a teenager - I think it was in a Playgirl that I used to sneak out of my sister's room ;)

An inspiring image for the Olympic season:

If you haven't seen it already - here's one of images from the hilarious Olympics Or Gay Porn? feature on buzzfeed:

And a couple of hot JO pics just because they're hot:

I'll be back with some videos tomorrow!