You've heard of golden showers? This amazing little device slides into your piss-slit and turns your cock into a shower-head:

When are they getting this on facebook?


Now this is CONTROL:

Dessert topping, anyone?

Behind the scenes at Hogwarts:


OH! Mom! - No, no - I'm sorry - I was just expecting a call from someone else:

It looks like this guy gets his birthday wish if you DON'T blow out the candle. Ouch:

The only thing that would make we want to watch football:



And I thought I was cock-obsessed. This is a real mushroom - nature has a really dirty mind!

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